In Search of the Elusive "Perfect Sweater"

Things I want in my Perfect Sweater

Cables
Pockets
Hood or Wide Collar
Hip Length
Buttons
Cardigan that looks good open or closed.  No "asymmetry".
Possibly a v-neck.  High closures do not "flatter my figure".

I don't see why this sweater is so difficult to find a pattern for.  I've even expanded my search to include patterns I would have to pay for.  After the disaster with the wedding dress yarn, I still turned to Webs.  I wanted a traditional "aran"color, cream, oatmeal, off-white-ish.  However, the color I wanted was on back order for at least another month.  But I don't want to wait a month!  By the time I get the pattern figured out, this sweater won't be finished until next winter as it is.  So, with K's blessing, I bought all of the hemlock green color they had. 2700 yards should be plenty for a cabled, overly large, hooded sweater, with enough left over to make lots of swatches (yeah right).

Even the pattern I like most on Ravelry isn't really a pattern.  I'm pretty much left with trying to design my own sweater.  And a complicated one at that.  I suppose I'd better get crackin'. (No, not Kraken)

But the real question is, am I really ready/experienced/talented/creative enough to do this?  I hope no one is expecting handmade presents next Christmas.  This one's for me, baby!

(If it doesn't end up working out... next stop, trip to Ireland)

Christmas Wishes

Crap.  It's September, already.  I hope no one is expecting a handmade Christmas present this year.  Remember that post about being "plenty employed"?  Two of the nurses are taking over-lapping 3 week vacations (2 weeks overlapping).  Then K and I are going on our "official" honeymoon in November for 7+ days.  Not a lot of time left for sock knitting.  Maybe sock crocheting? Or scarves.  Scarves are pretty easy...  One can never have too many scarves, right?  Or maybe I should scrounge through all the stuff I've made myself over the past year (except the wedding dress).  Goodness knows I don't need both of the (almost identical) hats I just finished, on top of the 4 I made last winter.  I also have 2 beautiful shawls I can't bear to part with.  But have I ever worn a shawl?  Nope. 

Any takers? 

Then again, maybe I'll wear them this year...

My New Favorite Quote

"We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness, and call it love."  -Dr. Seuss

Best wedding wishes ever.

Thank you Doug and Arwen, sorry it's a bit belated.

Beer!

While rummaging through boxes a few weeks ago, looking for a blank book, I found a stack of my old journals from high school/early 20's.  In the back cover of the one I wrote in 2001, I put a list of goals.  One list for 2003, one list for 2008 (reunion year), and one for lifetime goals.  I was surprised at how many I have managed to accomplish, and which ones those were.  Here it is;

2003- try surfing- nope
          go on a week long backpacking trek- check, several times over
          make a good friend- check and uncheck, but I did reunite with one
          finish my quilt- nope
          learn to rock climb- check, but in 2005
          swim a mile- check
          wear a size 12- check and uncheck, i got down to an 8 at one point

2008- own a motorcycle- I do now
           go to Mardi Gras- nope, damn you Katrina!
           finish my degree- check, twice
           climb a mountain- nope, I meant 14-er
           pay off my credit cards- check, and my car, which sadly is gone too
           take a NOLS course- check
           visit another country- check

Lifetime- happy marriage- check, so far so good
              financial security- eh...
              good career- check, but I'm having second thoughts
              physically fit- it could be worse
              visit all 50 states- not yet

So as far as my deadlined goals, I did pretty good.  The lifetime ones, I still have some time to work on them.

When I came across this list, I felt there should have been one more thing.  But at 21 I didn't drink beer yet.

We tested our very first home brew last night, and it was surprisingly good.  I can't remember if I mentioned we got a homebrew kit as a wedding present.  I'm sure K mentioned it.  Five weeks ago we stunk up the house with boiling hops, barley and malt, then poured it into a bucket that sat in the basement for 4 weeks.  At first the air lock was bubbling like crazy.  Go yeast!  But after a few days it had stopped.  And we waited.  Last Sunday we bottled.  We decided we didn't need to buy bottles, because we could recycle enough ourselves, but apparently we don't drink 48 beers in 4 weeks.  So K went trick-or-treating at the neighbors houses.  We ended up with 44 bottles.  One broke when we capped it.  It was sad to pour the rest down the drain. "No soldiers left behind."

Yesterday I put 2 in the fridge to chill.  Last night we tasted the fruits of our efforts, and it was good.  Very little sludge left in the bottom.  It may have made us over confident.  We ordered 2 more extract kits and another fermentation bucket.  Now if we can figure out how to get an accurate specific gravity reading, so we can figure out how drunk it'll get us.  I'm thinking at least 5+%, based on how I felt after imbibing.

We haven't decided on a name yet, but I vote for "Dog Drool" in honor of Bayram, who sprawled in the middle of the kitchen floor during the entire process.

Little Green Scoot-Scoot (AKA The Motorpickle)

I'm sure everyone is looking here wondering where the heck the wedding photos are.

They are not here.  K is in charge of screening and editing them until they are presentable and I don't get frustrated every time I look at them.

I will, however, post pictures of my new ride.  A 2009 Genuine Buddy 125cc scooter.  Sure, I wanted the bigger one, but we just couldn't complain about the deal we got.  It's brand-new.  It was 25% off.  It had 0.7 miles on it when it was delivered to the house.  It goes highway speeds and get 70+ mpg.

Now, if it would just stop raining.